Cafe Blonde

A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed hisorder. He said, 'I want three flat tires, a pair ofheadlights and a pair of running boards.' The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appearstupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook,'This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of runningBoards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?' 'No,' the cook said. 'Three flat tires mean threepancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny sideup, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon. 'Oh, OK!' said the blonde. She thought about it for amoment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave itto the customer. The trucker asked, 'What are the beans for Blondie? I LOVE THIS ONE........... She replied, 'I thought while you were waiting for the<>flat tires, headlights and running boards, you mightas well gas up!' FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!