Thursday, October 29, 2009

Stupid Laws from Maryland

Oral sex can not be given or received anywhere.

Thistles may not grow in one's yard.

It's illegal to throw bales of hay from a second-story window within the city limits. (Baltimore)

It's illegal to take a lion to the movies. (Baltimore)

It is a park rule violation to be in a public park with a sleeveless shirt. $10 fine. This would include joggers that go shirtless. (1898) (Baltimore)

No person who is a "tramp" or "vagrant" shall loiter in any park at any time. (Baltimore)

It is a violation of city code to sell chicks or ducklings to a minor within 1 week of the Easter holiday. (Baltimore)

Though you may spit on a city roadway, spitting on city sidewalks is prohibited. (Baltimore City)

You may not curse inside the city limits. (Baltimore City)

You can not have a antenna exposed outside of your house yet you can have a 25' satellite dish. (Columbia)

Though clotheslines are banned, clothes may be draped over a fence. (Columbia)

A law from the early 1900's prohibits men from going topless on the Boardwalk. (Ocean City)

Eating while swimming in the ocean is prohibited. (Ocean City)

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